Turtle Army Base of operations and such

Why hello there, why don't you take a seat? I bet you're here because you like turtles huh? Well, me too! Welcome to the turtle army, I am turtle engineer Eya04, while we have another guy who is, captain of the turtle army and a turtle sniper. There are many more members, but I will not name them. Today we are currently standing still, as we have successfully taken over the Chinese store in Russia. We have apprehanded Jackie-Chan and we hung him from the ceiling and now it is the Turtle store and we sell Jackie-Chan body parts. Not my idea and I personally think it is very disturbing, but yet again I am only the Turtle Engineer, also I am famous for making the famous Mine Turtle, not a random guy named Tom. Duh. And no, i was not drunk while I was making it (I take no ownership to anything, I do no own Mine Turtle, Jackie-Chan or anything else mentioned here) (this was also not my idea I didn't start this, some random kid at my school did. So yah)

I like this wiki even through its not a wiki